Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Jesus skipping the prayer request

Jesus skipping the prayer request line and just showing up with a bald eagle on his arm like a divine falconer is the most efficient bureaucracy has ever been

with scattered gold dots

carrying a backpack and gripping a hiking staff

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

" with stylized cream lettering reading "IN DALLAS" at the bottom

Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Jesus skipping the prayer requestSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.