Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Nobody questions the tuxedo if

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Block serif text at the bottom reads "MOORHEAD

Ben Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout

but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

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