I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Curved blue script reads "PAUL

Curved blue script reads "PAUL BUNYAN'S" above bold blue block text reading "CUPBOARD

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Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

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I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Curved blue script reads "PAULSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within