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and white uniform swings a baseball bat

and no explanation for why a rusted heap keeps rolling out looking showroom fresh

One does not simply walk in without stopping at the gift shop

Customer service complaints get handled by Nicky with a pen

Bold orange-red block text with a slight 3D shadow effect reads "ROLLING JOINTS" across the top in distressed retro lettering

Christmas Cocktails - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt san gabriel and white uniform swings aCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,