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A rounded rectangular banner below the badge reads "ON ONE SKI" in distressed white block letters

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8:45 PM

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