Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western Red cursive script reads "Clairemont

Red cursive script reads "Clairemont Bowl" above smaller red block text reading "SAN DIEGO

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

Rigor mortis never looked so chill against palm trees and vaporwave pink

White decorative script text reads "Got Ho's" above a vintage cartoon-style white silhouette of Santa Claus striding forward with a large gift sack slung over his shoulder

Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western Red cursive script reads "ClairemontGhosts claiming plausible deniability through a pun have the same energy as guys who read Playboy for the articles. That sheet isn't fooling anyone, and the horror font on "boobies" is working harder than any costume at the party. The Details: Bubbly, dripping horror style lettering in distressed cream reads "JUST HERE FOR THE" above a larger "BOOBIES." A vintage style ghost with tattered edges, large dark oval eyes, and outstretched skeletal hands