Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

but the host absolutely will

Blue hand-lettered text below reads "WINSTED

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

and absolutely no signed contracts

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Distressed white script text readsOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold