Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced to four words and a helicopter proves that the best extraction plan is just running and screaming louder than everything trying to kill you

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Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenaryNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters