Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt coffee with lines fanning outward from

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Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it

White text reads "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything" beside a red circle framing a black ink-brush bonsai tree silhouette with gold and red kanji

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and honestly their argument is more compelling

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt coffee with lines fanning outward fromRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching