Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_00s Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

White cursive script reads "It's a Major Award" across the upper portion of a black silhouette-shaped sticker with a white border outline

" Large distressed white and red text reads "QUINT'S" with light blue "SHARK CHARTERS" beneath

Cerrano's rum budget should have flagged something in the clubhouse expense reports

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_00s Arched distressed white block textJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading