American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Tap tap taparoo

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Wellsville

" with "SAN FRANCISCO

flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Tap tap taparooPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."