I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Tank Top tv Large white numeral "1" rendered

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

and so did his entire cardiovascular system

Dad's not mad about the lie

Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top

Graduating from Pacific Tech means your thesis project doubles as a felony and your commencement speech involves popcorn-based property damage

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Tank Top tv Large white numeral "1" renderedPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU