It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top snl " with two crossed hockey

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asks no favors

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which statistically nobody is prepared for

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top snl " with two crossed hockeyRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &