Bigfoot Riding On a Unicorn - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_drinking Black Gothic blackletter text reads

Black Gothic blackletter text reads "Check Out Deez Nuts

Can you feel the tension

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate

Bigfoot Riding On a Unicorn - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_drinking Black Gothic blackletter text readsBigfoot ditched the blurry trail cam lifestyle for a winged unicorn rendered like a Victorian museum commission. Two creatures that don't exist are achieving more than you did this quarter. The Details: Vintage engraving style illustration in golden olive ink depicts Bigfoot mounted on a winged unicorn soaring through clouds, with radiating light beams from the horn and four pointed sparkle stars scattered around the scene. Fine crosshatching and line