Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Green monospaced text below reads

Green monospaced text below reads "Get in losers

Arched green text reads "SOUTHWEST TEXAS LEAGUE" above white block letters reading "BEEVILLE

Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe

flanked by green music notes

flanked by "SINCE" and "1982

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Green monospaced text below readsBeavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch. The Details: Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand drawn engraving style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded